THE CARL STALLING PROJECT - MUSIC FROM WARNER BROS CARTOONS 1936-1958

 

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Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons were a staple of my childhood and teenage years. Even back then I was aware of the musical genius involved in bringing these animated stories to life. This collection focuses entirely on works composed by Stalling, so Raymond Scott misses out. I will presume that most of you have at least a passing knowledge of Looney Tunes and therefore know exactly what you're getting yourself in to - lots of quirky, joyous orchestral works and SFX. A truly wonderful compilation of music that is as vibrant and lively as it was 60+ years ago.

 

FF011 KOMEDY KAPERS VOL.1

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Track 1 - Text / Patton Oswalt
Track 2 - A Night Out With Kanye West / Aziz Ansari
Track 3 - Monkey Birthday / Brian Posehn
Track 4 - Bad Parents / Anthony Jeselnik
Track 5 - Let's Argue! / Dana Gould
Track 6 - Obama...And Time Travel / Patton Oswalt
Track 7 - Divisive Banner Ads / Eugene Mirman
Track 8 - The Salt And Pepper Diner / John Mulaney
Track 9 - Sky Cake / Patton Oswalt
Track 10 - Porno For Parents / Mike Birbiglia
Track 11 - Sheets / Aziz Ansari
Track 12 - Underdeveloped Sexual Fantasies / Jen Kirkman
Track 13 - Stromboli / Paul F. Tompkins
Track 14 - Cracka  / Mike Birbiglia
Track 15 - My Cousin Harris / Aziz Ansari
Track 16 - Whiskey And Weed And L.S.D / Patton Oswalt
Track 17 - Blackberry / Marc Maron
Track 18 - Seduction / Anthony Jeselnik
Track 19 - Go Ask Alice / Paul F. Tompkins

Here's something a little different, a compilation I've put together of some of the best American stand up comics in the scene today. If you like to laugh and aren't easily offended then you should get a kick out of these guys ( and girl ). I'm thinking about posting some of the original albums these tracks came from so if you have a certain comedian from the above list that you enjoy then leave me a message. Please note - in my rush to upload this I didn't tag it properly so you might need to move a few tracks around to get the above playlist. Cheers.

WOODY ALLEN - THE NIGHTCLUB YEARS

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Track 1 - The Nightclub Years Pt.1
Track 2 - The Nightclub Years Pt.2
Track 3 - The Nightclub Years Pt.3
Track 4 - The Nightclub Years Pt.4

Here is a change of pace for Funky Frolic. Before his film career took off Woody Allen was a very funny stand up comedian and this is a collection of his performances between 1964 and 1968. There is much neurosis to be had, with Woody taking aim at his family, his ex wife and ofcourse himself. It is a credit to his skill that 40+ years on much of the material presented here is just as funny. Jokes about owning a pet ant, his attempt at moose hunting, being employed to "look Jewish", being mistaken for a Klan member and becoming a Vodka spokesman all hit the spot. There is another album called "Standup Comic" which has better sound quality and much the same material but is broken up into various bits and this hampers the flow of the performances a little.

FF008 SESAME BEAT - VARIOUS ARTISTS

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Track 1 - Sesame Street Theme / The Village Soul Choir
Track 2 - Sesame Street Fever / Brian Gibb, The Count, Grover
Track 3 - Pinball Number Count / The Pointer Sisters
Track 4 - Roosevelt Franklin Counts / Roosevelt Franklin
Track 5 - Rubber Duckie / Ernie And His Rubber Duckie
Track 6 - Man On The Move / Unknown
Track 7 - Come On And Git It / The Village Soul Choir
Track 8 - Bein' Green / Kermit The Frog & The Girls
Track 9 - What Happened To The Vows We Made? / The Village Street Choir
Track 10 - Doin' The Trash / Oscar The Grouch & The Girls
Track 11 - Pinball Number Count (Jazz Version) / The Neil Cowley Trio
Track 12 - The Skin I'm In / Roosevelt Franklin
Track 13 - Sesame's Treet / Smart E's
Track 14 - Sesame Street / Paul F. Tompkins
Track 15 - Twelve / Venetian Snares
Track 16 - Eleven, Twelve / Braces Tower
Track 17 - Pinball Count (DJ Food Mix) / The Pointer Sisters
Track 18 - Pinball Count / Inglewood Jack
Track 19 - Pinball Number Count / The Postmarks

These 19 Sesame Street themed tracks have been collected from a number of unusual sources. Some are taken from the 70+ official releases that have been put out over the years, others have been donated by supporters of Funky Frolic (Budd and Mike via Frayker) and the last few songs come from my own collection. The Roosevelt Franklin album is an interesting one, he was a short lived jive-talking character that was shown the door because of the potential bad influence he might have on children. There is a few disco themed SS records and I have included some of those tracks here plus there is a bonus comedy bit by Paul F. Tompkins to finish proceedings. If there is enough requests I might be encouraged to post some of the albums I used to put this compilation together.

THE MUPPET SHOW: MUSIC, MAYHEM AND MORE! 25TH ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION

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Track 1 - The Muppet Show Theme
Track 2 - Mahna Mahna  /Lullaby Of Birdland
Track 3 - There's A New Sound
Track 4 - Lady Of Spain
Track 5 - Trees
Track 6 - A Monologue By Fozzie Bear
Track 7 - Bein' Green
Track 8 - Simon Smith And His Amazing Dancing Bear
Track 9 - Tenderly
Track 10 - Wishing Song
Track 11 - What Now My Love?
Track 12 - Happy Feet
Track 13 - We Got Us
Track 14 - Closing Theme (Instrumental)
Track 15 - Rainbow Connection
Track 16 - Movin' Right Along
Track 17 - Can You Picture That?
Track 18 - Finale: The Magic Store
Track 19 - Hey A Movie!
Track 20 - Happiness Hotel
Track 21 - The First Time It Happens
Track 22 - Together Again
Track 23 - I'm Gonna Always Love You
Track 24 - He'll Make Me Happy
Track 25 - One More Sleep 'Til Christmas
Track 26 - Love Led Us Here
Track 27 - I'm Going To Go Back There Someday
Track 28 - Jingle Bells Rock The Muppets

What would the 1970's and 80's have been like without the Muppet Show? This comprehensive collection reminds us of the musical magic that was present amongst all the fun and frivolity. Included here are classics such as "The Muppet Show Theme", "Mah Na Mah Na" (written by Piero Umiliani), and "Bein' Green" (which appeared initially on the first season of Sesame Street). However the biggest hit of all was "Rainbow Connection" which reached No.25 on the Billboard charts, was nominated for an Oscar and is listed at No.74 on the AFI's list of "Greatest Movie Songs Of All Time".

Kermit, Miss Piggy and Fozzie all feature heavily along with a selection of other characters. The super groovy "Movin' Right Along" is possibly my favourite track of all but there is plenty more to keep even the most casual of fans interested. If you would like more of Ms.Piggy (and who wouldn't?) you can get it here.

TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE OST

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Track 1 - Everyone Has AIDS
Track 2 - Freedom Isn't Free
Track 3 - America Fuck Yeah
Track 4 - Derka Derk (Terrorist Theme)
Track 5 - Only A Woman
Track 6 - I'm So Ronery
Track 7 - America Fuck Yeah (Bummer Remix)
Track 8 - The End Of An Act
Track 9 - Montage
Track 10 - North Korean Melody
Track 11 - The Team America March
Track 12 - Lisa And Gary
Track 13 - F.A.G
Track 14 - Putting A Jihad On You
Track 15 - Kim Jong Il
Track 16 - Mount, Rush, More

I've been looking around for some more Barry Gray music to post but in the meantime please enjoy the pure nuttiness that is "Team America World Police". Aside from the obvious joys of novelty tunes like "America Fuck Yeah", "Everyone Has AIDS" and "Freedom Isn't Free" there are some more serious orchestral tracks composed by Harry Gregson-Williams. I would have liked to hear more of the classic dialogue included to spice things up but that is my only criticism.

MISS PIGGY'S AEROBIQUE EXERCISE WORKOUT ALBUM

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Track 1 - Stereau Warmup
Track 2 - Snackcercise
Track 3 - Lift The One You Love
Track 4 - Exercise Your Rights
Track 5 - Dream Dancin'
Track 6 - La Vie Aerobique
Track 7 - Sit Down
Track 8 - Breath Easy
Track 9 - A Little Chin Music
Track 10 - Hairobiques Made Easy
Track 11 - Au Revoir

I've said it before and I'll say it again - you just don't find wonderful junk like this any more. Not only is it gobsmacking that this album was conceived, funded and produced but it also proved to be highly popular! I mean, it's an angry, overweight puppet pig taking the piss out of the 80's aerobics craze. It really is a credit to the unbelievable popularity of the Muppets that they spawned countless films and albums over the course of so many years. While I wouldn't recommend this as a weight loss tool, it will exercise your funny bone!

MY PUSSY BELONGS TO DADDY - VARIOUS ARTISTS

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Track 1 - My Pussy Belongs To Daddy / Faye Richmonde
Track 2 - Sadie's Still Got The Rag On / Faye Richmonde
Track 3 - I Want A Man To Gimme Some Luck / Faye Richmonde
Track 4 - I Tried It Everywhere / Saul T. Peter
Track 5 - She Sits Among The Cabbages And Peas / Saul T. Peter
Track 6 - Don't Give Me No Goose For Christmas Santa / Saul T. Peter
Track 7 - He Forgot His Rubbers / Angelina
Track 8 - Hey Mister Ice Man! / Miss Dee
Track 9 - Things Are Soft For Grandpa / Miss Dee
Track 10 - Tony's Got His Nuts / Faye Richmonde

Your what belongs to who?!!! This is a collection of risque ditties from the late fifties, or at least they were risque back then. These days they just sound bizarre but you might find yourself blushing while listening to "Things Are Soft For Grandpa" or "He Forgot His Rubbers". This album often appears on internet lists of bizarre / worst ever cover art. I don't mind it so much!

RICHARD & WILLIE - FUNKY HONKEY, NASTY NIGGER



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Richard & Willie was devised by Richard Sanfield in 1967 when he saw a ventriloquist act perform at a nightclub. He went on to do shows at a number of venues including the Apollo Theatre in New York and even cut a record with Richard Pryor. This is a live album which was recorded in 1975. It's a bit hard to describe - sit down comedy maybe? Obviously it is considered to be one of the most bizarre pieces of cover art in the history of recorded music and has meant Richard & Willie's legacy will not be forgotten any time soon. There is no track list for this one, it's presented as a single set.

DIRTY FAN MALE

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Track 1 - I Am A Pervert
Track 2 - They Make My Cock Rock Hard
Track 3 - Martin's First Letter
Track 4 - Just Like Hillary Clinton
Track 5 - Keeping Sexy With Girls
Track 6 - Poor Old Ken
Track 7 - By A Thursday
Track 8 - Woman Feet
Track 9 - Martin's Second Letter
Track 10 - A Blowjob Worth Remembering
Track 11 - My Big Rising Willy
Track 12 - Elvis The Unluckiest Guy In The World
Track 13 - Shawshank Redemption (But It Isn't)
Track 14 - My Special Message: Penis
Track 15 - Piccadilly, Manchester
Track 16 - Female Bum Conscious Aware
Track 17 - You Really Turn Me On
Track 18 - I Am Gorilla
Track 19 - Don Male
Track 20 - I Want To Hold Your Hand
Track 21 - Dear Sexy Charmaine
Track 22 - Dale
Track 23 - Martin's Third Letter
Track 24 - Diana, Princess Of Wales
Track 25 - I Want To Enlarge My Cock
Track 26 - Strawberries And Cream
Track 27 - Dirty Letter In Sex
Track 28 - My Robotics Project (1)
Track 29 - Spunky Arthur
Track 30 - Yours Sincerely Lionel
Track 31 - My Robotics Project (2)
Track 32 - Suck You Out
Track 33 - I Ham A Man
Track 34 - Martin's Fourth Letter
Track 35 - Feed My Cat
Track 36 - Does It Go Crossways?
Track 37 - I'm Worried
Track 38 - Shaking That Bare Bum Clevage Between
Track 39 - Carol Smillie & Carol Vonderman (Live At Wembley)

















Now, I have listened some strange stuff in my time but Dirty Fan Male goes so far beyond anything I have heard before! The first time I played this I spent the entire time laughing uncontrollably or trying to pick my jaw up off the ground. It is a collection of letters to porn stars and Page 3 girls which are recited for your listening pleasure. Some are hilarious, some are filthy and many are way way way beyond weird. The voice talent really bring out the desperation and dirtiness in each gobsmacking letter. This record has been so popular it has spawned a book and a sold out stage show. Here is an example of what to expect -

You really turn me on
wild really wild
and you very beautiful
sexy body
and you're gorgeous
and sexy big boob and rising nipple
and i fuck you
and you fuck me
and we fuck all the day
and we fuck all the night
and my big rising willie

Yours sincerely

Lionel

This album is one of the reasons why I have an "Adult Content" warning at the front of my blog. Be assured, this is strictly adults only. It was released on the excellent Trunk Records which also put out the brilliant Super Sounds Of Bosworth compilation.